More Tea?
I clenched my vagina.
Jen
fuckyeahfunnythings:

notazombie:

healthypunk:

(via agriking)



:O
oh my god oh my god 
rofl lmao lol, etcetera

fuckyeahfunnythings:

notazombie:

healthypunk:

(via agriking)

:O

oh my god oh my god 

rofl lmao lol, etcetera

Bee-yeng-ke
Pronouncing my name the British way :]
  • Me:
    I need to buy tape...
  • Tanya:
    For your glasses?
(Professor) Dave Says the Dardnest Things, Part II

On the last day of class, this man pulled about eight bottles of booze from his backpack and shared it with us. He also brought sweets, including a chocolate cake (how appropriate!) and chocolate bars that he later regretted sharing. 

Cheers, Dave!

  • “Strangers have the best sweets” (printed on his shirt)
  • “First of all…actually, no. Balls to that.”
  • “Good on you women. You’re definitely more bulbous.” (in reference to gender differences in brain structure)
  • “Men have a time of the month as well, actually. So it’s best not to tickle them.”
  • “Here’s how to look not depressed. Practice it! Practice it more!”
  • “It’s talking to me, saying, ‘Bianca, eat me!’” (in reference to…cake)
  • Jen:
    Rome, Venice, Florence...I don't know any other cities in Italy
  • Dave:
    That's it. There's only three.
Like, where will I get mugged?
Jen, worried about going to Italy


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